Friday, January 31, 2014

This Dog Cares More About Tennis Than You Do



I don't care if it's your favorite sport, you do not literally jump up and down like Beeraids' golden retriever.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

This "Super Bowl Simulation XLVIII (In Real Life)" Is Glorious



The fantastic dudes at Gritty Reboots, who we have posted about numerous times before, made this wonderful video as a Super Bowl send-off. (Bronco fans need not apply)

Iron Balls McArthur Is A Magical Man



This practicing vampire, tarot reader, and groin kicked enthusiast is my new favorite Public Access Television star. Everything he says is gold.

Jesus I love this dude.

And another -

What Does The V Say?


Nothing pumps me up for the Vagina Monologues quite as much as unenthusiastic singing and dancing.


Father Fails To Catch/Stop Sledding Kid

DID YOU SEE HOW FAST HE WAS GOING? Fuck that.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

"Thug Notes" Goes Underage With "Lolita"



Thug Notes is so good at breaking down books and giving you the deeper meaning that I really wish they just taught an online literature course because I would SO. BE. THERE.

Man Gives Fiancee A Christmas Miracle



Like a boss, Vas Alli went and restored his fiancee's busted-ass teddy bear that she had technically had her entire life. Just watch and try to not get emotionally invested. I DARE YOU.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Get Bitter With Larry David In This "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Insult Supercut



Watch insult king Larry David from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" destroy a plethora of individuals in this glorious 3 minute supercut from Mandatory. (NSFW audio due to salty language)

Bad Lip Reading Sacks Football In "More NFL"



Considering last year's NFL Bad Lip Reading hit 47 million views, it is safe to say this one is gonna be the best thing you see football related between now and the Super Bowl.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

"Dead Snow 2" Is Everything We Want From A Zombie Movie



After getting a teaser trailer last month, a full trailer for the sequel to the Norwegian-made zombie comedy lands and it is COVERED. IN. BLOOD. Also, Martin Starr!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

PBS Might Be Trolling Us With This Video On "Trolling"



The most interesting thing about this new segment from PBS Idea Channel is that Mike himself is not 100% sure of his stance. Or is he trolling us? Or am I paranoid from being online too much? Idk anymore, you decide.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes "Undercover" At Gold's Gym



To help promote After-School All-Stars, Mr Schwarzenegger dressed up as "Howard", a costume that only fooled the one guy working out too hard to care, and gave some helpful gym advice to Gold's members.

33 Fun Facts About Colleges



Let the melodious voice of John Green from Mental Floss take you away on another numbered list video, this time enlightening you about 33 interesting college factoids.

5 Second Films Takes On Hollywood



In preparation for Oscar season, 5 Second Films and Uproxx made this lovely compilation of the Hollywood-esque shorts from the non sequitur masters.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Can Video Games Make You Smarter?



ASAP Science takes 4 minutes out of their day to make me feel not bad about spending this MLK Jr Day playing video games. LOOK MA, I'M SMERT!

Hollywood Asks "Is That What I Think It Is?"



SupercutOnline takes their magic to the often-uttered phrase, "Is that what I think it is?" By the way, for the record, the answer is always yes.

Dog And Cat Both Teach Their Young Ones How To Navigate Stairs



First, we get a loving lesson as a dog teaches her puppy how to navigate down stairs. Then, we get the inevitable cat version of the same lesson. Priceless.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Don't Pass Out Drunk Like This Guy



Unless you hate your back/neck/ability to function normal ever again.

One-Limbed Man Pranks Norman Reedus From "The Walking Dead"



Pure brilliance... and what a reaction!

Cat Grooming A Baby


THAT KITTY IS GROOMING A BABY!! SO CUTE!! But also, sandpaper tongue. eeehhhhh that's gotta feel weird.

Fat Kitty Struggles To Get Through Door

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I wish I never knew that overweight kitties were incredibly unhealthy as I would love to have a posse of them. They'd all dress as Santa during the holidays and they'd all be Persian. They'd also all have lion cuts because a pissed off, overweight, smushed face kitty with minimal fur is a delight.

Women Caught Looking At Impressive Package


If he didn't want ladies to stare, he wouldn't have strategically placed that bulge there!


Thursday, January 16, 2014

What Alcohol Gives You The Worst Hangover?



DNews breaks down the science behind booze and hangovers, so you don't have to. (This still won't stop me from drinking bourbon and red wine though...)

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

The Original "Robocop" Gets A Sweet Remix Track By Eclectic Method



Eclectic Method is a mastermind when it comes to dance remix versions of things, so it's glorious that he grabbed the original "Robocop" for his most recent song.

This Husky Is Having None Of Your Shit



You wake up to your alarm, you are still sleepy, you cry to the heavens "Nooooo!" You and Blaze are twins at this moment.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Why Is The Solar System Flat?



Living in a three dimensional world, it is fascinating to think that so much out there in space lies on a two dimensional plane. So Minute Physics took that question to heart with the following video, asking the why so that we can find out.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Apparently Dolphins Get High On Puffer Fish



So it appears that dolphins, much like humans, use recreational drugs. Witness the glory of a stoned dolphin and never see Flipper the same way.

Woman Gets So Excited She Accidentally Headbutts Someone In The Nuts



After winning her Pricing Game on "The Price Is Right", this woman got so darn enthusiastic that she tripped and went a little nuts.

Sterling Archer's Best One-Liners



Uproxx prepares us for the new season of "Archer" with this lovely supercut of Sterling Archer's scathingly clever one-liners. LANAAAAAAA!

Added bonus: an extended version is also included!

Can Plants Think?



ASAP Science always asks the hard-hitting questions, and in this instance they ask about plant intelligence.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Get Your Cringe On With This Short "Bachelor" Gaffe



I don't really watch "The Bachelor", so I don't know how often this occurs, but if it is a regular thing I guess I have to start watching this show because OOF.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Thug Notes Tackles The Ultimate Teen Love Story



Thug Notes and Shakespeare go hand in hand like a good cheese and a fine wine. Enjoy this breakdown of the Bard's most notable love story.

Get Reminded Why The Olympics Are So Inspiring With This Ad



Procter And Gamble created this ad to promote the upcoming Sochi Olympics, and in doing so both reminded us what it is about the Olympics that inspires us, but also paid tribute to the magic behind the scenes in so many of those athletes' lives.

Watching This Meathead "Sing" Will Make You Happy To Be Un-Muscled



If the line "stir those emotions with your memory stick" doesn't inspire you to watch Constantine throw out some sick rhymes about getting "swol", then nothing will.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Uncle Henry Is Very Happy About His Christmas Gift



YouTube user MiamiRedSkin and his family caught this delightful video of their Uncle Henry opening his Christmas gift, of which he was clearly not expecting.

JuggaLOVE The Juggalo Dating Site


There seems to be a dating website for everyone these days so it is about damn time the walking, talking, diarrhea people of the world get theirs.

If you find this funny and wish to see it on Super Bowl Sunday, vote here!

Michael Bay Has Problems Talking Without A Script, It Appears



At CES 2014, Michael Bay stepped to the stage to talk about technology and the new Samsung UHD TV. However, his teleprompter crapped out during his speech, and he handled it like a true gentleman.

These People Are Better At Jump Rope Than You Are At Most Things



Hungary's "best rope skipping team" shows off their ridiculous skill in this video that will make you a.) feel lazy, b.) want to start skipping rope again and c.) want to visit Hungary.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Ze Frank Returns With Another "True Facts"



This time, it is the armadillo who gets the silly and strange Ze Frank "True Facts" treatment.

Russell Brand Shuts Down A Heckler With Class



Not to be derailed by a heckler yelling "Gandhi was a cunt!", comedian Russell Brand took a small moment from his "Messiah Complex" special to completely shut down a heckler in the nicest of ways.