Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Please Use This Song - Jon Lajoie

Comedian Jon Lajoie, an old favorite here, created this lovely ditty for the purposes of being used in a commercial, and after listening to it 5 times in a row I can attest that it is very catchy.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Sucks At Everything

[Warning: Here be spoilers for "Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D." and "Captain America: The Winter Soldier"]

As far as government agencies go, I worry about S.H.I.E.L.D. They seem to have a lot going for them and they manage to do very very little with it most of the time (aka whenever Fury isn't making the decisions).

Honest Trailers - The Spider-Man Trilogy

Screen Junkies takes down the entire Spider-Man trilogy with this Honest Trailer. Seriously though, how did that last one even ever come out?

Monday, April 28, 2014

Fan Video Pits "Harry Potter" Vs "Star Wars"

It's the wizarding world of "Harry Potter" vs the Jedi and Sith of "Star Wars" in this lovely fan video by Rakka Racka. Their special effects skills are really on point, even if their level of humor is a bit lowbrow.

This Is What Happens When You Steal A Professionals Bike

Warning: Kind of violent and painful to watch. After helping up professional biker Adam Brayton when he took a spill, this spectator then ran off with the bike, attempting the course himself. What happened was very very painful.

Maggie The Staffie Loves Her Mud Bath

Look at this adorable Staffordshire Terrier Maggie as she takes a mud bath. Our puppy does't even like water, let alone so much mud!

Friday, April 25, 2014

Man With Alzheimer's Regains Speech Around Family Dog

Lisa Abeyta's father has Alzheimer's and has lost the ability to speak. However, when the family dog approaches, magic happens. Get a tissue, folks, because you are gonna cry.

Widower Learns He Is Becoming A Grandparent

The facial expression on this man as he realizes that his only daughter is pregnant is worth the twenty years as a widower, I wager.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

"Bad Lip Reading" Finishes Destroying Twilight

And by finishes I truly mean FINISHED. The destruction of this franchise is now complete, so thanks for that Bad Lip Reading. Check out more of their killer vids right here at Paisley Beard.

Man Tries Oculus Rift For The First Time, Hilarity Ensues

[Skip to 1:15 for the action] This poor poor man just wanted to give Oculus Rift a try, and now his embarrassment is on the interwebs for all to see. And since OR isn't available really for public consumption yet, why not check out this nifty Kickstarter that lets you share in the VR life without the crazy expensive gear?

Reporters Can't Pronounce Lupita Nyong'o

People's 50 Most Beautiful issue has come out, and as Jimmy Kimmel notes, news anchors seem to be having a little bit of difficulty pronouncing the winners' name.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Sneaking Grannies Through The Alley Will Make You Smile

Listen, the Von Dooms love Phish and I personally cannot wait to be crazy old lady so put the two together and I am in heaven.

Father Of The Year Activates "Beast Mode"

America's Funniest Home Videos, which is I guess still a totally real and timely thing, had this wonderful clip of a father turning full hero mere seconds after a problem arose.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Check Out How Insanely Close Blue Angels Fly To Each Other

Even from the ground, the Blue Angels routine looks spectacular. So adding in a POV video from the pilots' perspective is even more captivating as you see just how close they really do get to each other.

"Siri And Me" Compilation Is Too Funny

RED 6 is a Vine-user who was nice enough to compile all his thematic Vines regarding Siri, the creepy IOS talking robot voice, into this hilarious video.

Brian Williams Raps "Gin And Juice"

Not to be outdone by his many previous rap installments featuring Brian Williams, Jimmy Fallon knocked it out of the park with the Snoop Dogg hit "Gin and Juice".

Monday, April 21, 2014

Cat Fishes For Other Cat

No, you didn't read that wrong. Yes, this is a cat fishing for another cat. Next thing you know there will be a dog throwing a stick for the other to fetch!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

"Killer Kalops" Is this Weeks' "Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time" Dinner Treat

Now that Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is back in business, we can look forward to a bearded man yelling Swenglish at you while beating up food every week! Sign me up, Sir Internet!

"Orange Is The New Black" Season 2 Trailer

Netflix's smash hit "Orange Is The New Black", based on the popular book of the same name, is coming back for a second season and it looks like shit is about to get even more real than it was before. But, you know, fictionally real. In that good way we all enjoy.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Selfie-Taking Idiot Gets A Kick To The Head By A Train

This video is short, sweet, and well-deserved.

Army Doctor Gives Girl Informative Rap Lesson

This Staff Sergeant gives a rundown on what to do with a cast to this little girl via a pretty clever rap, and despite still being a vertical video, its adorably cute.

Monday, April 14, 2014

"A Toast To Joffrey" Is Chock-Full Of Spoilers



That being said, Area Of Defect put together this fantastic toast to King Joffrey in relation to the events that transpired in Sunday's episode. I will refrain from spoilers here as well, because I'm not a huge dick.

This Little Girl Has Issues With Sharing

It's a tale as old as time: little boy dances alone, little boy is approached by little girl, random other little girl gets insanely jealous and then throws a fit. That's one of those Disney movies, isn't it?

This Drunk Mans' Struggle Is Too Real

One man; one fence. Life and its challenges are all around us, everyone, and this man is getting a first hand dose of that true struggle that is mental cohesion while super drunk.

Witness The Worst "Wheel Of Fortune" Failure In History

Even if you have never read Greek myths, how how HOW can you not know how to pronounce that word? Sir, you deserve all that pain and humiliation.

Friday, April 11, 2014

78-Year-Old Rides Her First Roller Coaster

Ria is on a roll! But seriously, this lady's facial expression as she rides a roller coaster for the first time is priceless, and I hope I am still having that much fun at that age.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Clever Dad Makes His Baby Beatbox

With the power of editing on his side, Sean Phillips transforms his son Jonah into the fliest of beat-boxers.

"Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time" Returns After 2 Long Years

After a painfully-long 2-year hiatus, the delightful YouTube channel "Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time" is back! They have brought their Lethal Lasagne to the table, and as they say, "Dinner is served, BITCHES."

Monday, April 7, 2014

"AT&True Detective" Is A Sublime Mashup

It's not just the magic of combining AT&T's "It's Not Complicated" commercial series together with Matthew McConaughey's Rust Cohle from "True Detective", its the spot on impersonation of McConaughey/Cohle by Ross Marquand that really might blow your mind.

True Detective - Magnum, P.I. Intro Mashup


"Well, once there was only dark. If you ask me, the light's winning."

Class Pulls Glorious April Fools Prank On Teacher

[CAUTION: LOUD VOLUME] This classroom really thought out their April Fools gag, and it shows. Just watch, I won't spoil anything for you.

Friday, April 4, 2014

This Cat Is Annoyingly Helpful

Willie the cat just wants to unroll your toilet paper. Then re-roll it. Then possibly unroll it again. (It's hard to tell which he prefers, to be honest.)

Watch This Poor FedEx Driver Lose His Truck

There it goes! Good thing those dogs were so alert, or that guy might have had a lot worse of a time!

Little Will Make You Happier Than This Dogs Faceplant

Really, this comment from YouTube says it all:
Just proves it again, White dogs can't jump.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Terminally-Ill Father Walks Daughter Down A Fake Wedding Isle

KTLA sums up this story nicely for us:
A terminally ill Murrieta man won't live to see his 11-year-old daughter get married, but he still got a chance to walk her down the aisle.
Jim Zetz clasped his daughter Josie's hand in a surprise backyard ceremony that was created for the girl's birthday.
"Down the road this will mean a lot to her," he said. "She will always remember it."

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

S**t Gets Funny In "The Avengers: Unnecessary Censorship"

Taking their cue from Jimmy Kimmel's lovely sketches, Daily Asgardian News took these clips from "The Avengers" and bleeped out choice words to make it so, so, SO much dirtier.

How To Tell If You're A Basic Bitch

College Humor recruits Patrick Warburton for this hilarious video that gives you a heads up as to what you should avoid unless you want to be a "basic bitch".

"Magic For Dogs" Is Back With A Second Installment

Magician Jose Ahonen is back with part 2 of his lovely "Magic For Dogs" video, which is literally exactly that.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

End Your Day With A New "True Facts"

Sit back and "learn" some "true" facts about the octopus, courtesy of the ever-brilliant Ze Frank.

"The Dark Knight Hallows" Really Ramps Up Harry Potter

By taking the intro to "Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2" and putting "The Dark Knight" music over it, you get a much more ridiculously over-the-top look at the finale to J.K. Rowlings' hit books.

Dangers Of Binge Watching: A PSA

Do you binge watch? (Who am I kidding, of course you do unless you are, like, 60 or something.) Well Nacho Punch wants to show you this PSA before it gets worse.

Happy Anniversary, Mr. VonDoom

                          The best part about celebrating 4 years is the hope that it is almost over.

                                                                           I love you.