Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Thanksgiving Etiquette



Ze Frank talks table etiquette, just in time for the holidays.

25 Little Known Facts About Thanksgiving



Prepare for family bombardment with some tidbits of information and lore from Mental Floss that you can spew back at your smug cousin whose life is just so much better than yours, thanks Aunt Suzy we get it SHE CAN DO ANYTHING.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Wrecking Ball - Chatroulette Style


Funny guy Steve Kardynal is back with another chatroulette video. I love this man.

Sperm Whale Explodes (heh)

Chances are you've always wanted to see the guts of a whale explode out if its body so today is your lucky day.

This whale died of natural causes.

Are Imperial Measurements Outdated? (Duh, The Answer Is Yes)



Head Squeeze took a look at the imperial measurement system and asked what many of us have asked, "is it outdated?" No one will be surprised by the results, especially considering the United States is one of thee countries in the whole world who still use imperial over metric.

What Is Sea Level?



Minute Physics breaks down exactly what it is we mean when we say "sea level", discusses how it is calculated, and sheds some interesting light on both the shape of our planet and the brains behind a GPS.

This Two-Legged Boxer Is Too Cute



OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM GO!

Thug Notes Gets Abysmal With "Dante's Inferno"



Another day, another bad ass book review by the lovely Thug Notes gang.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Cheap Chef With Matt O'Brien


Matt O'Brien knows how hard it can be to make a fancy dish while living on the cheap. Thankfully he is here to show you how to make a tasty spaghetti bolognese.

Seth Rogen And James Franco Parody Kanye West In "Bound 3"



Not to be outdone by Kanye West's most recent single, "Bound 2", Seth Rogen and James Franco made "Bound 3", a shot-for-shot remake with themselves starring as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, respectively. Witness the shirtless glory, and also check out the original below if you haven't seen it.



UPDATE: IT GOT BETTER!

Prepare For Winter With "Advanced Scarfing Techniques"



Kyle Broyles is preparing himself for winter in the best way he can: by practicing and perfecting the terrifying task of wearing a scarf.

Friday, November 22, 2013

"How To Masturbate" Is Both Informative And Hilarious



In HowToBasic's most recent random assortment of images labeled as a "How To" video, we learn how to masturbate. I shouldn't have to tell you this is NSFW. 

"The BatKid Rises" Trailer Is Adorable



In case you were living in a cave last week, the Make-A-Wish Foundation knocked another wonderful charitable moment out of the park with the lovely saga of "BatKid". Well, it looks like the Internet didn't want to appear like a slouch, so SandD2012 made a fake movie trailer for the whole thing. Be still, my aching heart...

Newswoman Faceplants Onto Ice, Shrugs It Off



Well, it is definitely the cold time of the year, so here come the ice/snow fails!

Thursday, November 21, 2013

"How To Metal: Hipster Lesson" Really Nails Indie Music



After a successful lesson on how to Death Metal, Jawn Whitten of Super Quest tackles the "hipster" style of music and gives you some pointers on how to make your own.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Watch This Reality TV Show Host Be Racist And Awkward



On this clip from "Holland's Got Talent", host Gordon Huekeroth decided that the Chinese contestant in front of him was ripe for the picking, and off went the politically correct gloves and on went the blatant racism. Fucking white people...

"Muppets Most Wanted" Trailer Is Crammed With Cameos



The Muppets sequel trailer is here! What we have learned: the mole is the new goatee as far as signifying evil.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Thursday, November 14, 2013

This Kid's First Experience With Ice Is All Of Us



We have all been there, kid. We have allllll been there.

The Men's Wearhouse Representative Is Very Upset (Funny)



Oh look, another funny video by Pete Holmes. At this rate, his late night show may just last. Here he poses as Men's Wearhouse rep George Zimmer, and the frustrations involved with losing your slogan.

JCVD Does An "Epic Split" For Volvo



How is this man even real?

"The Night Of The Doctor" Prequel Sets Up "The Day Of The Doctor"



There isn't much I can say or want to say about this other than WATCH THIS NOW if you are caught up on Doctor Who. It is a just-released mini-episode prequel to the upcoming "Day Of The Doctor", and it is wonderful.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

I'm A Stupid Cat (Funny Song)


This is old but maybe you've seen it, maybe you haven't. Either way, it's funny.

Honest Trailers - Man Of Steel



There is nothing that makes me happier than a mockery of Superman. Thankfully, Honest Trailers took the new Superman movie "Man Of Steel" to task, and the results are both hilarious and full of delicious spoilers.

Pete Holmes Fires An X-Men In "Ex-Men: Angel"



Pete Holmes continues his "Ex-Men" series, where he plays the role of Professor Xavier who is firing X-Men he sees as useless. Watch his segment on Wolverine and Gambit as well, if you haven't seen them yet.

Take Your First Look At Disney's "Maleficent"



Angelina Jolie is Maleficent, in Disney's re-imagining of the Sleeping Beauty story, from the villains point-of-view. Looks delightfully dark and fantastical!

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

The Problems With Choosing Your "Security Questions"



UCB Comedy takes a look at those pesky security questions for online verification and the woe of limited options.

Also, this is our 1000th Paisley Beard post! Thanks for watching, everyone!

Thug Notes Gets Shakespearean With "Macbeth"



"Thug Notes", your weekly book review via "street talk", tackles the Bard Of Avalon himself with "Macbeth".

Monday, November 11, 2013

Pacific Rim (Power Rangers Style!)



We have seen "Pacific Rim" recreated as the old TOHO Godzilla films, we've seen the trailer sweded, and now we get a brilliant recreation of the Power Rangers intro with the sound and visuals of the film. Keep up the good work, Internet.

Buddy Cops: A Movie Montage



Slacktory compiled a veritable "crap ton" of buddy cop films together in this supercut, based on the following criteria: "At least one of the two buddies has to be a cop or a law enforcement officer [...] Also, both partners must be humanoids."

"World's Highest Flying Push-Up" Is Insane



How can people do things like this and yet I can barely muster the energy to even get up early enough to walk my dog?

Look At This Amazing Rescue Dog Doing Parkour



Lexi the dog just wants to do tricks and parkour, none of which would have been possible if their owner hadn't rescued her from a shelter and given her the time and attention she needed. Simply amazing!

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Bade Dance And Whatever That Means


I also don't get what is happening in this song. Not only lyrically but also tempo wise. I just wanted to make sure that nobody misses out on whatever the shit is going on in this song.

Also, wasn't expecting the bald dude.

This Comedian Dedicated His Entire Set To Destroying A Heckler



While waiting for his set to start, Myles Weber witnessed a drunk heckler throwing shade at the previous comedian, a friend of his. So he did what any smart comedian would, he played to the crowd and destroyed the heckler. Witness magic in the making.

This Guy Just Flew A Jetpack Around Mt Fuji



What I'm getting from this video is that Yves "Jetman" Rossy is basically Iron Man now.

Captain DisIllusion Returns To Debunk "Miss Ping"



After having been out of the spotlight for nearly an entire year, Captain DisIllusion is back and he is tackling the infamous "Miss Ping" trick ping-pong video. Enjoy learning some video tricks and, in the process, feeling like an idiot for ever buying this shit.

Watch These Awkward People Pose For What They Think Is A Photo



There is something entertaining about watching these young probably-Millennials posing for what they think is a photo, but is actually just video.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Internet Explorer Is Now An Anime Because... I Really Don't Know I Give Up



Like... wait... what the... I don't even... you guys... At least there is a Wilhelm Scream at 1:21? I'm so lost.

26 Bizarre College Classes



College has gotten really weird with their specified classes, as Mental Floss shows off. Also, clearly I need to go visit West Virginia University.

Kid In Tiger Costume Plays With Actual Tiger Cub



The tiger cubs of Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium are an adorable sight, for sure. So add to that the overjoyed Marshall in his tiger costume and you have a cute-splosion!

Watching Jar-Jar Binks Die Is Very Cathartic



In this doctored deleted scene from "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace", the much-hated Jar-Jar Binks is abandoned and left for dead by the Jedis, and there was much rejoicing.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Star Wars Trailer - Derp Edition



What happens when you combine the original trailer to "Star Wars" with the recently-unearthed blooper reel from the same film? You get full-on derp, that's what you get.

Crossbow Training With Norman Reedus



On Conan recently, host Conan O'Brien unearthed this early training video of Norman Reedus from "The Walking Dead" learning to be the BAMF he is on the crossbow. Remember, not all of us are naturals.

Pam Poovey From "Archer" Is Not Great At Conflict Resolution



But that won't stop her, nor Dr. Krieger, from attempting to make this work training video for ISIS anyways.